BAGONG DIKSYUNARI: bOkaBolAri part 2

There is another reason to kill time aside from playing cards and drinking all night. Scanning emails is fun when you are really at it. There were so many of them and so many of them are worth remembering. I, again, found another set of funny definition of terms. This time it's all about general positions and designations. Have fun.

ANG BAGONG DIKSYONARYO:
Mga Bagong Katungkulan (Translated Job Titles)


Nakalista sa baba ay mga titulo ng mga posisyon sa English at ang bagong
nababagay na bansag sa kanila sa wikang Pilipino:

President - Pasimuno

Vice President - Kunsintidor

Secretary - Palsipikador

Treasurer - Kubrador

Auditor - Kasabwat

Business Manager - Gastador

Public Relations Officer - Tsismoso

Sergeant-at-Arms - Pasaway

Representative - Pahamak

Observer - Usisero

Advocate - Taga-batikos

Spokesman - Bolero

Moderator - Taga-bulabog

Announcer - Manggugulat

Monitor - Taga-silip

Inspector - Taga-lapirot

Investigator - Mangangalkal

Enforcer - Tirador

Jail Warden - Sadista

Prosecutor - Tagapaglait

Judge - Pilato o Tagahugas-kamay

Aide - Taga-istorbo

Assistant - Galamay

Adviser - Sulsol

Consultant - Manggagancho

Contractor - Estapador

Expert - Punong-Yabang

Technical Writer - Manlilinlang

Spin Doctor - Taga-himas

Headhunter - Taga-silat

Headshrinker - Basagulero

Director - Taga-udyok

Manager - Taga-silip ng stock sa stock market

Boss - Busabos

Supervisor - Taga-salo ng galit ng Boss

Chief Accountant - Punong-Gahaman

Sales Vendor - Pirata

Collector - Mangingikil

Custodian - Taga-ligpit

Dispatcher - Taga-dispatsa

Distributor - Taga-kalat

Delivery Man - Taga-iwan ng Gamit

Circulation Head - Taga-bilog ng Ulo

Purchaser - Palengkera

Receptionist - Palikera

Clerk Typist - Taga-parami ng Papel

Messenger - Tagatulak ng Papel

Janitor - Taga-limas

Plumber - Taga-tagas

Repairman - Mambubutingting

Gardener - Damuho

Utility Man - Inutil

Watchman - Istambay

Security Guard - Bantay-Salakay

Doorman - Nagpapalusot

Driver - Kaskasero

Chance Passenger - Malas na Nakikiangkas

Comedian - Alaskador

Entertainer - Kerengkeng