Monday, May 30, 2011

Sunshine



Twelve noon. I just came from a muddy bicycle ride when I saw everybody looking in the sky. It was like in the movie "Independence Day" when everyone froze to take a look at those spaceships that seemed to tell them, "Perhaps you know what this means?". Someone shouted, "It's a bird!" and another said "It's a plane!". But of course it's a joke. Everyone was amazed of how the sun's rays created a circular rainbow around it from where we were looking. I don't know where else in the country had that spectacular view but the spectrum that was created by the droplets of water in the atmosphere (because it was cloudy) and the sun deserved a thousand "likes" on facebook.

At first I thought there was an eclipse which i wasn't aware of because everyone is using sunglasses to look at the sun. Of course I cannot look directly into it so I decided to use my digital camera and took a "no look shot". I took a few shots enjoying my ingenious move (only shows I'm starting to use my brain). And there you have it- my first entry to The National Geographic photography competition. LOL








Nature is really a perfect wonder. Had I been a dweller of the stone age, I would have praised this phenomena and brought some offerings. If I am an X-files cultist, I would say those aliens are going to abduct us and abuse us, sexually. But this a natural phenomenon and most of us came across the explanation back in our early science subjects.

The sun's rays are composed of different colors (the rainbow colors). When these rays strike the droplets of water in the air, the water acts as prism that spreads a group of colors called the spectrum. This is why the rainbow comes before or after the rain or where there is a consistent appearance of water such as the water falls. Because it is really going to rain that time and the sun is directly in our head at twelve noon, the good moment created a perfect circular rainbow.

The funny thing was about my neighbor who yelled at me when I was taking pictures on my terrace. She said, "You also have that sun there? I also have one here!" :)




Thursday, May 19, 2011

Reloaded

Time goes fast. It was only friendster era when this blog turned stagnant. When I came back it's facebook age.

There are a lot of things to write but let's start by having a music video that i just created. Thanks to all youtube uploaders and the images in the internet i found the scariest faces on films. The music is from the band Tanya Markova. Like it!


Sunday, February 01, 2009

BAGONG DIKSYUNARI: bOkaBolAri part 2

There is another reason to kill time aside from playing cards and drinking all night. Scanning emails is fun when you are really at it. There were so many of them and so many of them are worth remembering. I, again, found another set of funny definition of terms. This time it's all about general positions and designations. Have fun.


ANG BAGONG DIKSYONARYO:
Mga Bagong Katungkulan (Translated Job Titles)


Nakalista sa baba ay mga titulo ng mga posisyon sa English at ang bagong
nababagay na bansag sa kanila sa wikang Pilipino:




President - Pasimuno

Vice President - Kunsintidor


Secretary - Palsipikador


Treasurer - Kubrador


Auditor - Kasabwat


Business Manager - Gastador


Public Relations Officer - Tsismoso


Sergeant-at-Arms - Pasaway


Representative - Pahamak

Observer - Usisero


Advocate - Taga-batikos


Spokesman - Bolero


Moderator - Taga-bulabog


Announcer - Manggugulat


Monitor - Taga-silip

Inspector - Taga-lapirot


Investigator - Mangangalkal


Enforcer - Tirador


Jail Warden - Sadista


Prosecutor - Tagapaglait


Judge - Pilato o Tagahugas-kamay


Aide - Taga-istorbo


Assistant - Galamay


Adviser - Sulsol


Consultant - Manggagancho


Contractor - Estapador


Expert - Punong-Yabang


Technical Writer - Manlilinlang


Spin Doctor - Taga-himas


Headhunter - Taga-silat


Headshrinker - Basagulero


Director - Taga-udyok

Manager - Taga-silip ng stock sa
stock market

Boss - Busabos

Supervisor - Taga-salo ng galit ng
Boss

Chief Accountant - Punong-Gahaman


Sales Vendor - Pirata

Collector - Mangingikil


Custodian - Taga-ligpit


Dispatcher - Taga-dispatsa


Distributor - Taga-kalat


Delivery Man - Taga-iwan ng Gamit


Circulation Head - Taga-bilog ng Ulo


Purchaser - Palengkera


Receptionist - Palikera


Clerk Typist - Taga-parami ng Papel


Messenger - Tagatulak ng Papel


Janitor - Taga-limas

Plumber - Taga-tagas


Repairman - Mambubutingting


Gardener - Damuho


Utility Man - Inutil


Watchman - Istambay


Security Guard - Bantay-Salakay


Doorman - Nagpapalusot


Driver - Kaskasero


Chance Passenger - Malas na Nakikiangkas


Comedian - Alaskador


Entertainer - Kerengkeng







Monday, January 26, 2009

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

I came across an old email which will give some smiles to some computer buffs. I just modified some contents so the Pinoys can relate. Here it goes:


Subject: Troubled user


Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other systems activity. Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Beer 2.5, Basketball 5.0, Chatting 7.5 and Texting 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User



REPLY:



Dear Troubled User:


This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking it is just a Utility and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to
run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back
to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application"Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

Warning!!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


Best of luck,
Tech Support







Sunday, January 04, 2009

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Bokabolari

One of the best thing about being a Filipino is humor. It is always a natural thing for us to make fun out of something. We can smile even in tough times. Jokes are far more creative than the usual ones which only us, Pinoy, can understand. This time the carabao english had been upgraded. There had been many pinoy jokes about vocabulary floating in the web. I had a bunch of emails back then. Until one day i saw one newsletter with a joke a page and i cant stop myself from sharing it. So here they are folks.

ASPECT
- pantusok ng yelo
BACKLOG - bacon saka egg
BEHIVE
- magpakatino ka
CD-ROM- tingnan mo ang kwarto
CITY - bago mag utso
CATTLE
- doon nakatira ang hali at leyna
DEBUG
- ang ipis
DEDICATED
- pinatay ang pusa
DEDUCT
- ang pato
DEFEAT - ang paa (... ng pato)
DEFENSE
- ang bakod
DEFER
- ang balahibo
DEFLATE - ang plato
DEFRAG
- ang palaka
DELUSION
- e di maluwag
DEPENDS
- see defense
DEPOSIT
- ang gripo
DEPRESS
- nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading)
DETAIL
- ang buntot (.. ng pato) DETEST - ang eksamin
DEVALUE
- susunod sa letter "V"
DEVASTATION
- sakayan ng bus
DEVOTE
- ang boto
DILEMMA
- brownout, ah!
EFFORT - dun landing ang efflane
FORUMS
- apat na kwarto
JULY
- nagsinungaling ka ba?
STATUE
- ikaw ba yan
PROTESTANT
- tindahan ng prutas
PREDICATE
- pakawalan mo ang pusa
PROFIT
- patunayan mo
PERSUADING
- unang kasal
TENACIOUS
- sinusuot sa paa
THESIS
- ito ay....
TORPEDO
- takot manligaw
ZOOLOGY
- ang sayans ng pagtatahi
BALANCE SHEET
- what comes after a balance diet