One of the best thing about being a Filipino is humor. It is always a natural thing for us to make fun out of something. We can smile even in tough times. Jokes are far more creative than the usual ones which only us, Pinoy, can understand. This time the carabao english had been upgraded. There had been many pinoy jokes about vocabulary floating in the web. I had a bunch of emails back then. Until one day i saw one newsletter with a joke a page and i cant stop myself from sharing it. So here they are folks.
ASPECT - pantusok ng yelo
BACKLOG - bacon saka egg
BEHIVE - magpakatino ka
CD-ROM- tingnan mo ang kwarto
CITY - bago mag utso
CATTLE - doon nakatira ang hali at leyna
DEBUG - ang ipis
DEDICATED - pinatay ang pusa
DEDUCT - ang pato
DEFEAT - ang paa (... ng pato)
DEFENSE - ang bakod
DEFER - ang balahibo
DEFLATE - ang plato
DEFRAG - ang palaka
DELUSION - e di maluwag
DEPENDS - see defense
DEPOSIT - ang gripo
DEPRESS - nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading)
DETAIL - ang buntot (.. ng pato) DETEST - ang eksamin
DEVALUE - susunod sa letter "V"
DEVASTATION - sakayan ng bus
DEVOTE - ang boto
DILEMMA - brownout, ah!
EFFORT - dun landing ang efflane
FORUMS - apat na kwarto
JULY - nagsinungaling ka ba?
STATUE - ikaw ba yan
PROTESTANT - tindahan ng prutas
PREDICATE - pakawalan mo ang pusa
PROFIT - patunayan mo
PERSUADING - unang kasal
TENACIOUS - sinusuot sa paa
THESIS - ito ay....
TORPEDO - takot manligaw
ZOOLOGY - ang sayans ng pagtatahi
BALANCE SHEET - what comes after a balance diet
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